The People's Republic of Pusillanimous Poltroons is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 1.859 billion Pusillanimous Poltroonsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Pusillanimous Poltroonsian economy, worth 36.3 trillion Yellow Streaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 19,552 Yellow Streaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the nation's air defense strategy is two-dimensional, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and protestors are soaking piles of Yellow Streaks in blood to make a point about government incomes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pusillanimous Poltroons's national animal is the Rolly-Polly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pusillanimous Poltroons is ranked 41,250^th in the world and 2,058^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 105.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.